If you’ve ever been injured, your Google history starts to look a little… unhinged. Here are the searches you’ll only understand once you’re living the PI life.
1- How long is too long to wait for my settlement check? 🕰️
Because you’ve been checking your bank account so often your app thinks you’ve been hacked.
2- Signs my attorney hates me 🤔
If you’ve never questioned this, you have the confidence of three people.
3- Average slip and fall settlement Florida 2025 💸
You’re trying to figure out if your injury is worth more than a year of rent or just a Target haul.
4- How to make my pain journal look professional 📓
Because a hot pink spiral notebook with coffee stains and angry doodles may not impress the mediator.
5- Why do paralegals hate me? 😡
You’re the sweetest person you know. It can’t possibly be you.
6- Do I ever have to stand up during a mediation via Zoom?👗
You really want to stay in your pajama pants as much as possible that day.
7- Chiropractor vs physical therapy vs orthopedic care for PI claim 💆♀️
Will a back crack, resistance bands and injections get you paid faster?
8- What happens if I miss physical therapy? 🚫
You’re trying to decide if skipping PT to binge-watch all three seasons of The White Lotus (again) is worth the wrath of both your lawyer and your back.
9- Lowball offer from insurance, should I fire my lawyer? 🔥
“Should I be grateful for anything over $1000, or is this grounds for a dramatic exit?”
10- How to request your own MRI results while pretending you care about being rude🧾
Is there a way to ask for your own records without sounding like you’re about to call the FBI?
11- If I get a large settlement how do I hide it from my greedy family members? 🤑
This is tied with “should I change my name before or after I leave the state?”
12- Can I ask for all of my doctor’s notes before he ruins my case? 😬
Because if he writes “patient seems fine,” you’re going to lose it.
13- Healthy snacks to carry in purse 🍇
Those conference rooms are cold, the meetings are long, and you are actively avoiding the vending machines.
Pro Tip:
If this list feels like your browser history, congratulations: personal injury life has officially claimed your soul.